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Garpo
Master
That my friend in no guy!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/cc87eddaf48a34f7339875b93e0bb9a2/tumblr_nl7ww07ggk1rhcy8so1_400.gif
Seanpcola
Moderator
I think Frank was commenting on that lean, mean, racing machine of a hottie that I posted.
Gunlovin'belle
Master
As much as I adore this woman these days ya never know. You can purchase body parts or work for them, ya never know unless you care to find out. Lol
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Garpo
Master
Okay, mean and lean may appeal to some but I prefer a soft landing like the fine thang that Belle and John posted.
Seanpcola
Moderator
That's why they have women in all shapes and sizes. To each his own. The one that I posted is my personal favorite style.:madgrin:
Seanpcola
Moderator
That'll work.
Garpo
Master
Yup, like my uncle would say "I wouldn't kick either one out of bed for eating crackers"! :noidea:
Yes, a much better phrase than the old I'd eat the corn out of their s... um, never mind.
Hispeed
Marksman
I wanna watch her practice drawstrokes…
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Gunlovin'belle
Master
rtprthd
Master
I have always loved gummi bears. Never really knew why until now.
Seanpcola
Moderator
I'm certainly craving some.
Get the sugar free ones ! I'll buy you a big bag !
Seanpcola
Moderator
You promise? I only want Haribo brand!
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/dp/B008JELLCA
gendoc
Master
read the reviews about them gummies
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
46,947 of 47,776 people found the following review helpful
Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012
Size: 5 lb Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
46,947 of 47,776 people found the following review helpful
Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.
By Christine E. Torok on October 3, 2012
Size: 5 lb Verified Purchase
Oh man...words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The Gummi Bear "Cleanse". If you are someone that can tolerate the sugar substitute, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of people that tried my order, RUN!
First of all, for taste I would rate these a 5. So good. Soft, true-to-taste fruit flavors like the sugar variety...I was a happy camper.
BUT (or should I say BUTT), not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I've ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I've had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.
Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn't stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.
But wait; there's more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.
AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.
I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005
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