Help a big dumb animal out

[YETI]

Boys here's the deal.

I backed out of my lease last year due to my travel schedule for work ( big mistake) and the farm I was hunting in Andalusia has no hogs.

I am jones'n for some pork. This big dumb animal needs his fair share of pork products. I prefer to Dirt Nap my own.

So here's the deal I would like to trade a hog hunt for an off shore trip I have a 31 ft off shore and I either go on mine or one of my buddy's in the spring for AJ's and what ever else the F%*#ed up regulations will let us catch.

So if you are up for a free trip offshore, and like to hang out with big dumb animals killing stuff .......I'm your huckleberry.

Thank you

The Yeti

 

[dirtysouth]

Are there limits on the number of kids you can catch?

 

[YETI]

No Limit at all..... As a matter of fact I may depending on the time, trade one of the kids as well. here is their specs.

wonderful, heavily pampered child with no social skills (unless you count texting)
amazing sleeper with the ability to rearrange the kitchen late at night and leave it for you in the morning.
Physically capable of being incapable.
Can smell an unused wallet up to 4 miles away. Has the innate ability of attracting broods of socially dysfunctional refrigerator cleaners that communicate with a series of grunts and squeals that often makes the dogs feel like they are the civilized ones.
often creates and hides under piles of very expensive clothing, claiming "I have nothing to wear"
Has the work ethic of a large rock, comes with built in entitlement and attitude.

Willing to trade for a Luke warm cup of coffee and a 6 day old stale bear claw

 

[JohnAL]

I raised a couple of them but thankfully they grew out of it and actually became productive adults.

 

[YETI]

AMEN

I have one that's a nurse making great money and married.

I just hope the other two at some point loose the dependency on Dads wallet and turn out the same way.

They all seem to find their way eventually

 

[dirtysouth]

no limit at all..... As a matter of fact i may depending on the time, trade one of the kids as well. Here is their specs.

Wonderful, heavily pampered child with no social skills (unless you count texting)
amazing sleeper with the ability to rearrange the kitchen late at night and leave it for you in the morning.
Physically capable of being incapable.
Can smell an unused wallet up to 4 miles away. Has the innate ability of attracting broods of socially dysfunctional refrigerator cleaners that communicate with a series of grunts and squeals that often makes the dogs feel like they are the civilized ones.
Often creates and hides under piles of very expensive clothing, claiming "i have nothing to wear"
has the work ethic of a large rock, comes with built in entitlement and attitude.

Willing to trade for a luke warm cup of coffee and a 6 day old stale bear claw

lmao!!!

 

[JWlineman]

Thanks Yeti for the laugh, awesome description. Good luck on the hog hunt.

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[YETI]

Hey thank you guys.. I appreciate the feed back.. It is nice to know that there are other parents out there experiencing and relating to the everyday fun of child rearing.

I hope to be knee deep in pork soon

Yeti

 

[YETI]

Heading out on the 2nd for amber jack and Trigger.

That's a great pork to fish ratio right there .... ITS THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.

ANY TAKERS?

 

[Bowhntr6pt]

If you were closer to where I live in central Florida we could hook up. Unfortunately my hunting is spur of the moment many times but I do have access to a good area that holds pigs.



Riding and looking, my son...



Older pic...

 

[YETI]

Nice hogs I appreciate the offer sending you a PM

 

[YETI]

Bump

Well I had no luck finding anyone to hog hunt with.

But I had no problem finding our limit of Trigger and Amber jack

Still looking for Pork


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