Meanwhile in Florida........

[Viking1204]

Pickup bed riding granny in wheel chair, only in Florida LOL!

http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2018/08/20/florida-woman-in-wheelchair-spotted-riding-in-pickup-bed.html

 

[Ross7]

This dude's got some serious earlobes.:yuck:

FLORIDA MAN STEALS AMBULANCE AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL

 

[Ross7]

Ah yes, the ol' Deploy Dentures Defense.

Pettersen decided she’d give the intruder a fright. She popped out her teeth.

“Grandma no teeth!” she shouted.

FLORIDA GRANDMOTHER POPS OUT TEETH TO SCARE OFF NUDE MAN ON BACK PORCH

 

[wildrider666]

^^^^^ I knew a woman who ate a metal dash board (yeah, long ago) but had recovered beautifully with the aid of dentures. II'll just say removing dentures wouldn't scare me. Don't laugh, I know darn well many of you Southern gentleman know exactly what I mean. Plus its cheaper to buy a gun the dentures. Lol

 

[Ross7]

Florida Man keeping it classy.

Police were pretty hard on Florida man Michael Abdallah, 34, who was arrested for throwing a dildo on the field during the Patriots-Bills game on Monday.

https://deadspin.com/bills-fan-faces-stiff-punishment-after-cops-pegged-him-1830123784

https://twitter.com/i/status/792811449735340032

 

[rtprthd]

HAHAHA!!!!! I am so glad they got the footage of the ref kicking it off the field.

 

[wildrider666]

He threw a dildo on the playing field. Does he always carry one around or was it a premeditated act? He pled not guilty but what if the device is checked for DNA? Lol

 

[fl57caveman]

for he beareth the sword not in vain....


this kid needs the sword..

https://abcnews.go.com/US/teen-accused-killing-mom-burying-fire-pit-argument/story?id=58941450

 

[Ric-san]

for he beareth the sword not in vain....


this kid needs the sword..

You beat me to this crazy story...but FUCK NO, this kids name needs to be out in the open. Only the worst of the worst kill a parent or a cop. This young man needs to be tried as an adult and given life with no parole simply because SCOTUS has supported a no death sentence on minors.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-teen-kills-mom-after-argument-over-bad-grade

 

[Ric-san]

Surgeon removes woman's kidney during back surgery after mistaking it for cancerous tumor....

Holy Bat-shite.....you really don't need two kidneys, do you...? Why hasn't this doctor lost his credentials yet...?

https://www.foxnews.com/health/surgeon-removes-womans-kidney-during-back-surgery-after-mistaking-it-for-cancerous-tumor

 

[meek]

Prostitution, Cocaina, Illegal, shootings. ETC

 

[LowRiderRed]

Prostitution, Cocaina, Illegal, shootings. ETC

That cocaina, and Illegal are awful.

 

[meek]

Deaths from Cocaine are on the rise across the country.

 

[LowRiderRed]

What about the Illegal?

 

[Stagman]

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[bohica793]

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Congrats! You manage to insult both blacks and Mexicans in one meme. Impressive.

 

[Stagman]

Here we go with people being offended again


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[SAWMAN]

I'm black and I'm not insulted. --- SAWMAN

 

[fl57caveman]

I'm black and I'm not insulted. --- SAWMAN

yep, you surprised me the first time I met you....black as the ace of spades...

but you didn't sound black, must have some edgjamacation...

 

[Snake-Eyes]

Congrats! You manage to insult both blacks and Mexicans in one meme. Impressive.

Congrats! You just lumped all "Spanish-speaking" people under one Country!

EDIT:
....
Don't even care anymore.
I'm not Mexican. I'm not black. But your comment is more "insulting" than that hilarious meme.