I went last night to a performance at a Mosque. They were called "Bomb Jovi". Brilliant songs like “Losing my head over you,” “Rocket Launcher Man,” “You’re 6, you’re beautiful, and you’re mine,” Their last song, "Living on a Prayer Mat," almost brought the house down. Then this Muslim dude started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD. I was interested, so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?" Well that was when the trouble started. Those pricks have no sense of humor!