Who's Ready for College Football?

[LowRiderRed]

I think you're right Heist, a lot of schools do similar things. Miami got caught but the NCAA bungled it, possibly on purpose because of the money involved. My personal belief is that the NCAA needs to get out of D-1 football. We need 4 conferences with 16 teams each, 2 division in each conference. Play a championship game in each conference and have the 4 winners play it out for the championship. The NCAA can keep control of everything else in college sports.

 

[YELLOWZR7]

forest gump played for bama roll tide

 

[LowRiderRed]

forest gump played for bama roll tide

And he left his influence on every fan there.

WDE

 

[joe]

I think this will cover most teams represented here.

Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Arkansas football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A Georgia Tech football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________

What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of South Carolina Coach Steve Spurier is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Clemson football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Alabama linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former University of Florida football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of South Carolina football player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.

 

[TennJeep1618]

Nice!

 

[LowRiderRed]

Did you hear about the bammer fans throwing firecrackers at Auburn players? The Auburn players lit 'em and threw 'em back.

WAR EAGLE

 

[TennJeep1618]

Just over an hour left before Tennessee kickoff. Had to order it on pay-per-view... :mmph:

 

[Bruiser]

ROLL DAMN TIDE!!! Better than Christmas time.

 

[Idoono]

Tennessee has a football team? :hand:

Idoono

 

[TennJeep1618]

Tennessee has a football team? :hand:

Idoono

Not the past 3 years... Hoping to turn that around in the next couple years.

 

[HEIST]

Im ready for next week. With the way Florida looked, Miami has a pretty good chance on the upset.. Duke Johnson rushing for 189yds and catching a 38yd pass helps them out (all in the first half.)

 

[Bruiser]

Bama won but damn it was a sloppy game

 

[TennJeep1618]

Tennessee played pretty good the first half, then started putting in second and third string guys. We won the game handily and got a shutout, but the best thing about the entire game (in my opinion) was that we walked away with zero penalties.

 

[rtprthd]

Bama won but damn it was a sloppy game

It was just ugly. We better get our shit together(offensively) quick.

Sent from my XDs

 

[HEIST]

Clemson played good tonight.

 

[H.R. Paperstacks]

Im ready for next week. With the way Florida looked, Miami has a pretty good chance on the upset.. Duke Johnson rushing for 189yds and catching a 38yd pass helps them out (all in the first half.)

We have a few things to work on since the FAU game in order to make it difficult for UF, but I am hoping for the upset just because my wife's entire side of the family is UF fans.

 

[LowRiderRed]

ROLL DAMN TIDE!!! Better than Christmas time.

Harvey? Is that you? C'mere.........

 

[rtprthd]

So...first time watching a game in pcola. At the captain fun bar on the boardwalk. This place is almost as good as the houndstooth for Bama fans.
Roll Tide!!!
Sent from my XDs

 

[Idoono]

OK I found myself in the very strange position of actually rooting for Bama yesterday. It just made me feel weird. I guess now there is someone I can't stand more than Saban, "Johnny Football".

Idoono

 

[TennJeep1618]

Boy that Marshal/VaTach game is a nail biter.