Did I forget to vote

[Zeroed in]

But before you all scald me for not remembering if I did or didn't, I do have an excuse.

It was because I was too busy voting for all those dead people, you know, the ones that's been dead since the 1800's and early 1900's, I mean they told me to vote Trump for them. Abe voted, again. So did Ulysses and Jimmy Garfield to name a few.
Man, hitting all those polling places (I didn't want to get caught) took a lot of time. But I got an extra 125 votes in.

 

[stage20]

They didn't have photo ID back then. How did you pull it off? I'd love to see abe lincoln on a driver's licence.

 

[Zeroed in]

It wasn't that hard, I just winked at the little old ladies checking id's. But most of the time I looked at the roll book and picked a name that wasn't marked off. It helped cause I had my corona mask on.

 

[meljel1]

But before you all scald me for not remembering if I did or didn't, I do have an excuse.

It was because I was too busy voting for all those dead people, you know, the ones that's been dead since the 1800's and early 1900's, I mean they told me to vote Trump for them. Abe voted, again. So did Ulysses and Jimmy Garfield to name a few.
Man, hitting all those polling places (I didn't want to get caught) took a lot of time. But I got an extra 125 votes in.

I needed a laugh this morning, Thanks.