Seanpcola
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I've thought about posting all kinds of BS on my account just so old classmates, relatives I can't stand and other useless people will freak out.
"Man, does it feel great to finally get out of prison here in Sri Lanka! I'll ask for proof the hooker is older than 12 the next time I can assure you!"
Or
"Buffy, Candy and I just returned from Europe. Had a fuel pump go out on the G5 and got stuck in Morcoco. Thankfully I had the forsight to send the yacht on ahead or we would have been stuck in that hell hole for two weeks!"
Maybe
"Big news! Mark and I are pregnant!"
"Man, does it feel great to finally get out of prison here in Sri Lanka! I'll ask for proof the hooker is older than 12 the next time I can assure you!"
Or
"Buffy, Candy and I just returned from Europe. Had a fuel pump go out on the G5 and got stuck in Morcoco. Thankfully I had the forsight to send the yacht on ahead or we would have been stuck in that hell hole for two weeks!"
Maybe
"Big news! Mark and I are pregnant!"
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